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8/29/08

Intel

8/29/08

4:20 PM

Ceasing Our Labor

Photo: Courtesy of the Weekly World News

Well. It's been a tumultuous week here at Daily Intel. Between the excitement surrounding the Democratic National Convention, our feverish, near-erotic anticipation of the new season of Gossip Girl, and the multitude of tequila shots we had to do to kill the pain over the departure of Vulture's wonderful editor Dan "Crazylegs" Kois, we are practically on the verge of expiring. But we'll need all the power in our hearts for Monday night's return of the BEST SHOW EVER, which is why we're taking off a little bit early today and will remain in repose through Labor Day. We'll be back on Tuesday with our usual juvenile jokes, lopsided rants, and, of course, The Recap. In the meantime, here's a hilarious, Intel-comment-inspired picture from the Weekly World News, above.

See you next Tuesday! (Heh heh).

Neighborhood Watch

8/29/08

2:00 PM

The Queens Zoo Gets ‘Babydoll Lambs,’ We Are Smothered by Their Cuteness

Awr.Photo: istockphoto


Chelsea: Due to soaring rents, The Antiques Garage, on West 25th Street on Sundays since 1993, will move to Hell's Kitchen (West 39th Street, specifically) starting November 30. [Crain's]

Flushing Meadows-Corona Park: Look at one of the two new babydoll lambs at the Queens Zoo. Babydoll lambs are the oldest known purebred sheep in the world, weighing in at 40 pounds. But more importantly … they're cuuuuuuuuuute! [Queens Gazette]

Inwood: City officials announced that they would finally repair the 215th Street step-street (a street made up of steps!), something locals have been begging for since 1999. And that's good, because our friend Mark just moved up there and we walked the stairs and they are a hot Inwood mess! [Streetsblog]

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In Other News

8/29/08

1:15 PM

An Army of Rats Has Taken Over Prospect Park

Photo: istockphoto

Living in New York means living in denial of a few things: We choose to believe that no one has recently urinated on our subway seat, that our apartment is actually a pretty decent size, and that rats confine themselves to Dumpsters and subway tracks. If something happens to disrupt this vision, we find a way to distract ourselves or ignore it. ("It's probably soda!" "It's a great neighborhood!" "Those are bunnies in the bushes!") That's what the Brooklyn Paper is doing today. Someone told them that on summer weekend nights, Prospect Park becomes like one giant Country Buffet for rats — and not the cute kind like in Ratatouille, but the horrible big fat ones who eat leftover scraps from picnics and then piss and shit all over the place. Does the Paper muse on how utterly gross this is for the people that fully lie in the grass and eat and touch things in the park?

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Company Town

8/29/08

12:45 PM

Lehman Continues Staff Cuts

FINANCE
• Michael Phelps made waves at the JPMorgan tower yesterday as he took the stage at the bank's corporate headquarters to field questions from the firm's employees. This should come as no surprise seeing as JPMorgan did say it would favor precious metals such as gold in 2008… [DealBook/NYT]
• If the book Damn It Feels Good to Be a Banker wasn't in-your-face enough already, now it's being accompanied by a promotional hip-hop music video depicting the age-old battle between bankers and consultants. [DealBreaker]
• Lehman Brothers is axing another 1,500 employees from its payroll. This makes for the fourth round of bloodletting this year. [NYT]

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In Other News

8/29/08

12:30 PM

Princess Chunk Outrageously Exploited!

Princess Chunk

Ever demure, Princess Chunk.Photo: Newscom

We know that the summer of animals is over, because there is real news again at last. Which is why we ignored the story yesterday about Shamu, the 35-pound black-and-white cat who turned up at the same New Jersey animal shelter as Intel favorite Princess Chunk. But today we learn that Princess Chunk himself has again fallen victim to the foibles of his owners. He's being exploited! Look at the outrageous picture of Chunk on the Courier Post Website, as he is poked and prodded by fans. He's garishly festooned with banners and balloons like some whorey, feline Miss New Jersey. The animal shelter that rescued him, the Camden County Animal Shelter, wants to use him for more appearances like this to raise money for their organization. The Damiani family, who adopted him, thinks he's being used as a "pawn." Princess Chunk deserves better!

Chunk's adoption held up by contract squabble with shelter [Courier Post]

Court Reporter

8/29/08

12:00 PM

Realtor Literally Blew Through $17 Million

Adam Hochfelder, with apologies to Perez Hilton.Photo: Patrick McMullan

There are actually a lot of ways in which Adam Hochfelder, the real-estate developer who was arrested yesterday on charges of bilking banks, family, and friends out of over $17 million, is a sympathetic character. He's a precocious Long Island whiz kid, the son of a garment manufacturer, who started out too young, played too high-stakes a game, and thus found himself, inevitably, in way over his head. He's a father of two who once told a reporter, "I'm addicted to my kids."

But it was not that addiction that Hochfelder's lawyer chose to evoke at his bail hearing yesterday. Rather, he tugged on the judge's heartstrings with another, more stirring image:

"He's completely blown out his nose," Hochfelder's lawyer Paul Goldberger told Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Daniel FitzGerald.

Bail was set at $1 million. Way to set the tone, guy. No one's going to think about how he snorted away millions of dollars of people's money now.

Broker Blows It [NYP]
Earlier: Real Estate Star Awkwardly Arrested

Early and Often

8/29/08

11:30 AM

Obama’s Speech Hated, Too

Photo: Getty Images

Pretty much everyone agrees: Barack Obama's acceptance speech last night was a historic moment. Most people would also probably agree that the 84,000 people cheering him on were a sight to behold. Beyond that, there's less to agree on. It should be expected that a political speech of this magnitude would divide the political commentariat on the basis of their ideology. We've ordered, roughly, our pundits' reactions from the most glowing to the harshest.

‘Best speech ever’ or ‘terrible’? »

Early and Often

8/29/08

10:55 AM

McCain Taps Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for V.P.

Sarah Palin

Photo: Getty Images

John McCain has confirmed that his running mate for the presidential campaign is popular young Alaska governor Sarah Palin. NBC has confirmed that the 44-year-old staunch conservative, who is pro-life and pro–gun rights, will be announced shortly in Dayton, Ohio. Palin has very high approval ratings in her state and describes herself, like John McCain, as a "maverick." She'll likely be embraced by the conservative base, but the Obama campaign has got to be rubbing their hands at the moment. She's the same age as Barack and has two years less experience on a national level, which will deflate the McCain campaign's arguments that Obama himself is too green to be elected. Plus, in the vice-presidential debate, she'll have to face off with Joe Biden, who has been working on foreign policy in the Senate nearly as long as she's been alive. Conservative pundit Pat Buchanan has already called it the "greatest political gamble he's ever seen." This is about to get exciting!
MCCAIN PICKS PALIN FOR VP [NBC]

The Sports Section

8/29/08

10:30 AM

Nastia Liukin to Get Book Deal

Nastia Liukin

Photo: Getty Images

Olympic gold-medal-winning gymnast Nastia Liukin was probably wondering why, instead of her, Shawn Johnson got to say the pledge of allegiance on the last night of the Democratic National Convention, but she has some good news coming up to take her mind off the issue. (Well, she's probably a Republican anyway. Those gymnasts always are — but doesn't it just seem wrong? They compete in sequins.) Liukin is in talks to get a two-book publishing deal, according to Keith Kelly at the Post. The money is supposed to be well below the $1.6 million price tag that was attached to Michael Phelps's book, which seems pretty fair. Liukin, after all, chose a sport in which athletes don't compete with their abdominals exposed. Still, good for Nastia! Since she was kind of robbed in that weird tiebreaker with 14-year-old He Kexin, she needed a little boost. Our only question is, will she dedicate both books to her hard-driving, creepily-mouth-kissing dad/coach Valeri, or just one?

VAULTING INTO BOOK DEAL [NYP]
Earlier: Michael Phelps Scored $1.6 Million Book Deal

Early and Often

8/29/08

10:20 AM

Waldman: The Euphoria of Witnessing Obama’s Speech

Photo: Getty Images

I promised you euphoria and that's what you're going to get from me. This was the third best day of my life, after my wedding and my daughter's bat mitzvah. I am full of joy and expectation, and delirious at the prospect of this man being president of the United States, of Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream finally being realized.

After Wednesday night's seating debacle I arrived at Invesco Field early and staked out some prime floor real estate. The first couple of hours were sort of typical of what we've gotten used to — a lot of change and hope and yes we can. We cheered, and waved our American flags, and took pictures of ourselves with the lady with the funny hat. (Oh wait. That was me.) I spent much of the first couple of hours alternating between my seat with the delegation and another one (oh, what a bounty of riches) next to my husband and the difference between the two locations was striking. On the floor, even when we found ourselves a little bored, we still took up chants and danced to the music and greeted one another with the kind of hysterical benevolence usually reserved for a Phish concert. Up on the "special guest" level (no "honored" this time) people weren't dancing in the aisles. They sat in their chairs, half of them hunched over their BlackBerrys. They clapped, sure, but for the first couple of hours they were pretty stiff. Later on, however, they managed a series of downright stupendous stadium-wide waves.

Patriotic fervor? Us? »

Gossipmonger

8/29/08

10:00 AM

No One Listens to Adrian Grenier

Is it any wonder, with that ridiculous hair?Photo: Getty Images

"David, I love you," a fan shouted during David Paterson's speech yesterday at the DNC. "There's my past, come back to haunt me again," the governor quipped, awesomely. Keith Olbermann allegedly told his bosses at MSNBC that he's not going to the RNC in St. Paul unless they beef up his security. ("Page Six" claims that he thinks he's gonna be assassinated.) Adrian Grenier tried to convince Entourage producers to let Vinny Chase sell his Hummer and buy a Prius, but they wouldn't listen to him. Dick Cheney has gone from a size 48 regular to a 44, which is a 40-pound drop. Criss Angel hypnotized the 8-year-old son of UFC president Dana White because the kid was having nightmares about "monsters under his bed." It worked.

But does he have nightmares about Criss Angel now? »

Early and Often

8/29/08

9:30 AM

Republicans Consider Delaying Convention

Does not hold up in heavy winds. Photo: Getty Images

Hurricane Gustav has GOP planners so concerned that they've considered delaying the start of the Republican National Convention next week, reports the Washington Post. The concern is serious enough that the White House is considering canceling George Bush's opening speech on Monday. Gustav, which formed at the beginning of this week as a category-1 hurricane, could potentially grow to category 3 and has already killed 23 people in the Caribbean. It's estimated it will hit the Gulf Coast early next week. From the Post:
For Bush and Republican presidential candidate John McCain, Gustav threatens to provide an untimely reminder of Hurricane Katrina. A new major storm along the Gulf Coast would renew memories of one of the low points of the Bush administration, while pulling public attention away from McCain's formal coronation as the GOP presidential nominee. Senior Republicans said images of political celebration in the Twin Cities while thousands of Americans flee a hurricane could be dubious.

And Republicans are the ones who always say they have God on their side.

GOP Considers Delaying Convention [WP]

Early and Often

8/29/08

9:00 AM

Bloomberg’s Advisers Against a Third Term

But he got all dressed up and everything!Photo: Getty Images

Often when Mayor Bloomberg himself is cryptic about his own plans, the best way to figure out what he is thinking is to survey what his key advisers are saying. In January of this year, for example, Hizzoner was denying that he wanted to run for president as a third-party candidate, but his deputy mayor Kevin Sheekey was quietly working hard to prepare for just that. Now, when there is more and more buzz that Bloomberg is interested in seeking a third term as mayor, the viewpoints of his aides are just as telling. The Times reports that Deputy Mayors Ed Skyler, Patricia Harris, and Sheekey himself have privately expressed that they oppose changing term-limit rules to accommodate Bloomberg's wishes. (Don't you hate it when things you "privately express" end up on the cover of the "Metro" Section?) From the report:
They fear that a third term could produce unexpected crises that might tarnish Mr. Bloomberg’s strong record, the fate of Mayor Edward I. Koch’s administration. They are also concerned that the mayor’s staff members, who are famously loyal to their boss, could grow wary of four more years of 12-hour-day, corporate-style governance and leave for jobs elsewhere.

Wait — don't they know there aren't any jobs out there? These people might just be the only workers in New York City arguing themselves out of employment.

Top Bloomberg Deputies Are Said to Oppose Any Plan to Seek a Third Term [NYT]
Earlier: Paterson: A Third Bloomberg Term Is ‘a Great Idea’
Mayoral Hopefuls Getting Uneasy About Bloomberg’s Third-Term Talk
Related: Bloomberg's Enabler [NYM]

Early and Often

8/29/08

1:43 AM

Heilemann: Seven Ways Obama’s Speech Succeeded, and Why It Wasn’t Perfect

Barack Obama

Forward!Photo: Getty Images

Everyone expected Barack Obama to give a hell of a speech on Thursday night — even his Republican critics, who have tried so hard to turn his eloquence against him. The question was not whether Obama would be stirring, poised, roof-raising. Of course he would. He always is. The question was whether he would be effective. Would he make the case for himself and against John McCain in terms more concrete, compelling, and thematically coherent than he has in the past few months? Would he pull together the threads of a Democratic convention that had offered sterling moments but still somehow been less than the sum of its parts? And, most of all, would he come across as a plausible president of the United States?

Seeds sown to advance the case against McCain this fall.... »

8/28/08

Early and Often

8/28/08

6:39 PM

The Scene at Obama Stadium

Photo: Getty Images

Here's the view from the cheap seats at Invesco Field, which is beginning to fill up for Obama's speech tonight.

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Edited by Chris Rovzar and Jessica Pressler

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